Err, when ZanuLiarbour lose the election, how will you appoint yourselves to the House of Lords?
You didn't "come back", piggy, your mates rescued you with a peerage.
Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, which is in Scotland. Yet somehow I found myself Prime Minister of England (what? Yes England. Scotland Wales & NI all have their own leaders, so all I had left was England, with many Scottish MPs to keep me there).